Final Fantasy XIII: Versus, Twenty years of Backstabbing

One question: When? Why? Who? Never mind, that’s three questions, sorry. Anyway, I am here, descended from the skies of Weirdo Land, to answer your questions-to the best of my ability. Final Fantasy XIII Versus is the new installation of Final Fantasy. The storyline is very vague so far, and only a fragment of the character cast has been revealed. The main character is nicknamed The Prince. The director of the game, Nomura, has told us that he is indeed royalty. Apparently he is a quite stoic character, and shows little to no emotion. The proposed female main character has been dubbed “Skirtgirl” because of her black skirt. It is unknown whether she is with or against the Prince, because there is a scene where the two fight each other. Other than them, there are a few minor characters who are friends to the Prince, and also a white-robed man who contrasts sharply with the Prince’s dark clothing.

The fighting style promises to be quite interesting. The Prince calls out levitating swords from absolutely nowhere! This game is fun, really, really fun, at least it is to me. Also, kiddies, this game is rated T for teen, because, finally, Square Enix decided that you can’t stab a guy with a 5 foot tall sword with no blood whatsoever. So go take a stab at this great new game when it comes out of development. I’m sure it will be extremely difficult, frustrating, and that we will all play it because it is awesome. And WIN!!!


This is the edited version of my article. There appears to be a miscommunication, though... It's not out yet, this is called a teaser, or a preview of the game before it comes out.

Now I am going to copy off Miranda's list of jobs.

• Movies- Shane and Darian
• Video Games- Me, Amy, Miranda
• Fashion- Laniya, you need a partner.
• Music- Nah-jee, but I might help out once in a while. You need still a permanent partner.
• Comics- Amy, Aleks, maybe Miranda and I too.
• Horoscopes- Becca and Kayla

Just a note about the partner- please choose with some discretion. If it is someone you agree with most of the time, or someone you will not focus with, don't pick them. We need different views on things, and I say this mainly about music. Music is divided into different parts- pop, and then some lesser known but perhaps more artistic bands that get no publicity. Sheesh, too bad my dad can't do Music... he is insanely knowledgable about the subject, even with newer bands.

Co-Editor

Hi Again,

I would like to annouce that I am the unofficial Co-Editor to the Feature coloumn. Miranda and I decided there are too many people for just her to manage, and also I'm good at bossing peeps around. Got it? Yeah, you got it.

This is my article:

Final Fantasy XIII Versus
By: Moe

One question: When? Why? Who? Er, no, that’s three questions, sorry. Anyway, I am here, descended from the skies of Weirdo Land, to answer your questions- to the best of my ability. Back to the subject- Final Fantasy XIII Versus, the new installation of Final Fantasyness. The storyline is very vague so far, and only a fragment of the character cast has been revealed. The main character is nicknamed The Prince- the director of the game, Nomura, has told us that he is indeed royalty. Apparently he is a quite stoic character, and shows little to no emotion. The proposed female main character has been dubbed “Skirtgirl” because of her black skirt. It is unknown whether she is with or against the Prince, because there is a scene where the two fight each other. Other than them, there are a few minor characters who are friends to the Prince, and also a white robed man who contrasts sharply with the Prince’s dark clothing. Anyway, the fighting style promises to be quite interesting. The Prince calls out levitating swords from absolutely nowhere! Fun, really, really fun, at least to me. Also, kiddies, this game is rated T for teen, because, finally, Square Enix decided that you can’t stab a guy with a 4 foot, foot wide sword with no blood whatsoever.

More Final Fantasy

This time it's Versus instead.

INSANE POWER!!!

Final Fantasy XIII

Oh yeah, Lightning, kick some butt!

Cabian Newspaper

Hello again, just wanted to inform you that I am going to be writing the WeIrD CoLuMn for the Cab Calloway Newspaper with SunshineDolphin and Simplebug115. My article will be entitled thus: The Cracked Door. About, taa daa, the anticipated Final Fantasy XIII Versus! Yay! Final Fantasy fans, rejoice!

Welcome Humans

Welcome my friends. I am Sauru and I am really a werewolf, but, hey, whatcha gonna do, and, really, I won't eat you. If you like Final Fantasy and like to incessantly talk about it, email me! My email is fluffydragon7@aol.com, but DO NOT SEND ME SPAM, OR I WILL EAT YOU. Any way, have a good day.