Clawgang Mantisart

Here's my April Fools a la Mantis! I know it's short. Gimme a break, okay!?


You have all seen those small, cute little praying mantises in your backyard, right? Yeah. Well, The new Manti composer, Clawgang Mantisart, has released his new piece, Symphonic Mantisi Clawine. This piece of music shocked the world. Mantisart says, ‘Iz a worka ofva completevly vwonderful mantis gloryv vwith antennae standingv ona enda.’ His orchestra of 250, 000 manti weolonists, viani, and klitists have worked together with many other diversified instrumentalists to create a modern triumph.
The 20 minute long musical masterpiece will no doubt go down in history as a classic. ITunes has been swamped by buyers of the song. We can count on the Manti being hailed as legendary composers in the times to come. Alas, Wolfgang Mozart has been surpassed in the world of uber- classical music masterpieces. The Manti are already settling nicely as the smallest sentimental organisms on the planet.