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About Me
- Shiro Shinigami
- I am a girl. I like video games. I love Naruto, Itachi Uchiha being my favorite character. I love wolves. I love other mangas, too. I write fanfiction on Fanfiction.com as SauruTsukiyumiSanbi's Faeble. Yeah, I know it's a mouthful. Deal.
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Sarah Palin fulfills life long dream of
connecting Alaska and Russia
After many childhood dreams and 50 thousand tons
of concrete Sarah
Palin’s wall is finished. Ever since she was 5 she
dreamed of connecting her home land and her
favorite place together. After 35years of hard work
her life long dream is finished. We got up close and
personal with Sarah and she had this to say “After years of seeing
Russia from my house, I can finally visit and tell my wonderful tails of watching from a distance. Gosh, I hope they don’t get creeped out eh?” With the concern of our almost Vice President on our minds we went to talk to the Première of Russia. He had this to say. “We are
completely insulted that an American would connect us!!! If we wanted to be part of America we would have said something. We
will begin the destruction of this bridge immediately.” Though not many people have seen Sarah’s bridge it shall always be
remembered. That is until John
McCain finishes his teleporter…
THIS IS FOR THE APRIL FOOL'S ADDITION. ASK ME FOR THE PIC'S IN COMM.
K. ur an editor right? here is my twilight revew....
The book “Eclipse” is book ¾ in the twilight series. In book two, Edward and his family leave Bella. She starts hanging out with Jacob who later turns into a werewolf. Bella decides to go cleft diving and nearly gets herself killed. Then the Cullen’s come home and all is good again. In the third book however, the vampires and werewolves and vampires hate each other and Bella wants to become a vampire. So the wolves are pissed and Edward (her vampire lover) doesn’t want her to lose her life just to be with him. So this one evil vampire chick, Victoria, wants to kill Bella. So the werewolves and Cullen’s team up to protect Bella. (Wow. She must be real special if werewolves AND vampires like her.) So in the end, Edward kills Victoria and once again all is well.
The book “Breaking Dawn” is the last book in the twilight series. In this book Bella and Edward get married. For there honeymoon they go to the island Edwards mom and dad went for there honeymoon. They do all sorts of fun things. They snorkel, explore the island, have sex….. About 4-5 weeks into the honeymoon Bella starts getting morning sickness. She calls Carlile (Edwards’s dad/doctor/vampire) and he says she might be pregnant. They rush home. Bella refuses to get an abortion even though the baby, for some strange reason, is sucking the life out of her. (Gee. Wonder why. Oh. Maybe it has to do with the fact she had sex with a vampire?!?) So then Jacob comes over and he tries to convince her to get rid of the baby, and he fails. So Bella has the baby and Edward turns her into a vampire. So la di da di da, the Volturie (vampire royalty) thinks the baby was a human and bitten. That’s illegal. So they are on there way to kill the baby. So the Cullen’s get this little vampire army together as witnesses that they did nothing wrong. (Oh come on people. You can’t bite a human baby but you can have sex with a human? Nothing against the author, but seriously) so the Volturie come, fear, discussion, and Bella, Edward, the baby, and everyone else get out alive with no charges.
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